Chiropractic Advice

“Books are great,” says the disembodied voice of my chiropractor above me. I’m facedown on the table while he shoves my bones around inside me, and I was complaining about how my vision just seems to be getting worse probably because I read so much.

“But what you really need to do is go outside for a while, and look at the farthest thing you can see for fifteen, twenty minutes,” he continues as he pushes my pelvis down and over into an entirely new configuration. “That’ll help exercise your eyes, just fifteen, twenty minutes.”