I Actually Did Do That, Though

The news from Amazon.com is not good. Even though I ordered it weeks ago, "It looks like one of your gifts might not get here before Christmas, Pookie," I tell Katie.  

"Well, maybe you shouldn't have waited until the last minute," she says, trying to make me laugh so I won't feel guilty. "Like that time you made stand on the corner in the cold on my birthday while you ran into Best Buy to get me a present."