Counterfeit

“Can I see that?” Katie asks, pointing to what looks like a twenty dollar bill with the word “FAKE” stamped on it sitting on the bookstore counter.

“Sure,” says the proprietor. “You can kinda tell it’s fake, just the texture and everything.”

“Funny thing is, most people don’t know that Andrew Jackson had the word ‘FAKE’ tattooed on his forehead like that,” I add while Katie strokes the counterfeit with a thoughtful look on her face.