Priorities

"So I listened to more commercials than music," Katie says, coming out of the shower before bed, "and I heard a commercial for cosmetic gynecology."

"Oh, also, they do faces," she adds sardonically.

"Why?" I ask, eyes wide and innocent. "Clearly no one is looking above the waist."

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One year ago: Recreational Vehicle

Two years ago: Stranger Danger

Four years ago: The Customer is Always Kind of a Pain

Eight years ago: C.H.U.D.