Sunday, February 5, 2017

Manipulation

"My brother hadn't spoken to Dad for over a year," says my dad over video chat, "so I sent him a telegram saying, 'Please disregard first telegram.'"

"His wife got him out of a Patriots game, and he called us," he continues. "Then I just said, 'Here's your dad."

When I compliment him on his scheme, he grins proudly, adding, "I read it in Reader's Digest."
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One year ago today: Subway Slashings
Two years ago today: Sounds the Same
Six years ago today: 2/4/11 The smell test
Nine years ago today: 2/4/08 Eli Manning is pretty cool, yeah

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