Bonus - Uncharitable Charity

Open bar at the comedy show, a benefit for a good cause, but the room is full of half-rich dudebros and their patrician girlfriends/wives rubbing shoulders with the actually wealthy, everyone trying a little too hard to convince each other they belong there. Me, I just want a couple of glasses of wine.

I see this woman make an end run around me, even though she was behind me in line to the bar; and even though I position myself squarely in front of the table, she still manages to cut me off and catch the bartender's eye first.

He places her glass of Chardonnay in front of me, and I have to suppress my uncharitable urge to spit in it before she whisks it away.