The doughy, moon-faced avatar of every class-clown that ever made fun of me (rightly) for being an uptight know-it-all has his microphone shoved in my face.
"So, when I saw you outside I was sure that the button down, ("Chino-wearing!" Katie chimes in, bless her) skinny-tie wearing guy was NOT here to see Sharknado 2," he says.
When Al Roker comes on-screen, he asks, again with the mic, "Do you think Al Roker looks like a transvestite?"
"What, no!"
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