And We Probably Won't Do Much On Saturday Two

"So, what did you do today," Kevin asks. We're eating takeout and watching Kung Fu movies while gradually getting mildly(?) drunk on the absinthe I brought back from Paris (which us about as equal measures ridiculous and fun as it sounds).

"Well this was basically Saturday One, since we've got Monday off. We did all the usual stuff we do on Saturday, but then we get another one tomorrow, so we didn't do much of anything else," I say as the sounds of mayhem rise onscreen, and the melting ice transforms the liquor from crystal green to pearly white.